9.30.2010

S My Mother Did to F Me Up, but probably not irreparably



Sent us to school with SALMON salad sandwiches instead of tuna.
Sent us to school with peanut butter and jelly on RYE bread.
Dyed my lovingly faded Levi's BLUE.

Child Services! Bring in the Wonder Bread, bring in the Fluffernutter! Toss the Tintex!

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  1. BrennaOctober 16, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    My husband once brought me a cinnamon raisin bagel with veggie cream cheese. I promptly filed papers. But hey, think of all the omega-3s and whole grains you were getting.

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